Billly Bob walked out of his trailer on the hot summer night to investigate the strange glow that his barn was emitting.  Beer in hand Billy slowly opened the barn door and peered inside.  What he saw reminded him of a giant egg, sunny side up,on a plate.  Then he recalled a show he saw about U.F.O.s and ran back to his trailer and grabbed his double barrel shotgun off the counter and quickly ran back outside and fired on the spacecraft.  His shot had no  effect but leaving him without ammunition with which to fight the real enemies that were now emerging from the ship.  They were upon him quickly knocking him unconscious.....when he awoke he was strapped into a metal chair with a strangle helmet strapped to his head.  Then he saw the aliens coming from a dark corner of the room toward him holding a device that vaguely resembled a drill. "Stay back....I'm warnin you!" said Billy Bob in a shaky voice.  But the alien payed no heed to his warning and placed the drill inline with a hole in the helmet and dissected his brain.  The alien then wired pieces of the brain into the navigational computer of the spaceship hoping to use it to find the locations of interest on planet Earth.  When the alien fired up the ship and put the brain in control of the ship the ship intimidatingly took a left turn then another and another and another to the aliens dismay he could not stop this movement and was doomed for all eternity to be controlled by a redneck dreaming of nascar...