The very stupid puppy #1

Once upon a time there was a puppy that was very stupid.  The puppy's man was Sammy.  Sammy did all kinds of not so smart things for one Sammy would often play in traffic, Wanda the helpful squirrel told Sammy why this was a bad idea but Sammy didn't listen instead he ran through the intersection of fifth and Lakeisha jumping around dodging the cars playfully till he saw something out of the corner of his eye moving really fast.  He sprang into action to catch it but he soon realized it was just his tail.  "Stupid Puppy!"  he thought to himself as he turned to see a very large semi which he soon found running across his abdomen.