God's other son.

Most of Georges days in a distracted haze simply floating through his dull live.  He worked as an accountant for a major bank, he spent most of his days sitting behind his desk and his nights alone watching tv and catching up on his quarterly report but once a year he slipped away from his boring life and became something more something much more.......

Once a year on August sixth George bought a took a plane, drove for 2 hours, then rode a donkey to a valley in  the remote mountains of Cambodia.  Once he arrives he enters the sacred forest and searches till he finds what he's looking for a small stone structure within which lays his true object.  A six foot tall white animal with a foot long spike protruding from the top of its skull.  As he approaches the marvelous animal he cry's "Oh mightiest of unicorns Snuggles I beseech thee please lend me your wisdom for I have but one question."  To which the Snuggles always replies "What is your question?" and George asks his question as did his father before him and his grandfather before that "Who will win Survivor this year?".  The great unicorn tells him the answer and then George returns home gleefully until next year and Snuggles is left in his home by himself thinking "This location sucks the only person who comes to see me is that nut job......why did I choose to spawn as a freaking unicorn......shoulda followed Jesus's example and been a human but no dad said "Don't copy your older brother!" this isn't fair.....I hate Survivor.  ANd I have no idea where the name snuggles came from......"